If you liked the comedy Videos, you will like the talk show!

Talk Show #1
Sakura: (angrily) That's it!! I had enough of you..... Naruto!!
Naruto: (Questions) What'd I do?
Sakura: You couldnt retrieve Sasuke in the Sasuke retrieval Arc!!! What's wrong with you!!
Naruto: (angrily) That's it, I cant believe I'm doing this.... I am sick and tired of your punches, and sometimes you kicks, (charges up chakra) Roar!!! Rasengan!!!
Narrator: Naruto killed Sakura with his rasengan. What will he do now?
Hinata walks by...
Hinata:(Shyly) N-Naruto?
Naruto: Hey Hinata!!
Hinata: I have to tell you something... um, um....
Naruto: I know you have a crush on me for a long time because your always look at me while I'm training and I usually hear steps, and I always say in my mind, who's that? I figured out it was you because I dont see you in Konoha a lot.
Hinata: ........... H-How do you know such vocabulary and how do you know that?
Naruto: Elementary, my dear Hinata. Want to go somewhere? You know, like a date...
Hinata: OMG he's going to take me out? What should I do, what should I say?
Naruto: You dont have to say anything now let's go to the ramen shop and do some
Narrator: Kiba comes in very surprised, and shocked by what they are doing together.
Kiba: What the F***** are you doing guys?
Hinata: Oh, Kiba, I wasnt going on a date if you ask...
Naruto: Hinata, you said we were on a date?
Kiba: WHAT DID YOU SAY???????
Naruto: You cant stop us, you are weak, you lost to me, and almost lost to Sakon (one of the sound 5) and you cant even beat Shino!!
Shino:(From far away) lol Kiba will never be team leader. Cuz I'm way cooler, smarter, and good looking for him to be leader.. lol lol!!!
Naruto: What are you doing?
Kiba: Doing something I couldve done a long time ago!!!
Narrator: Kiba and his dog Akamaru both transformed to a two headed hound. They used the fang over fang on naruto in the two headed hound form. Naruto died...
Hinata: What the heck did you do!!!
Kiba: Plans are completed!!!
Orochimaru: (On the radio) Well done Kiba!! You've grown so fast and way more better than Sasuke. Meet me in my secret base.
Kiba: K
Narrator: Kiba got his sun glasses and his Jet Pack.
Kiba:....... It's Show Time!!
Narrator: He flew away, he dropped two things, one of his shoes, and a letter saying to Hinata, Call me!!! My number is..........
Talk Show #2:
Narrator: This takes place in the Chunnin Exams.
Neji: Your destiny is to die a very violent death someday when you are older. Naruto: Yeah righ you b***** You'll die you someday probably in your 30s!!!
Neji: (Frightend) sniff....sniff..... Your so mean...... Naruto: Well I'm mean, buy what about your mama!! She's never been in an episode before......
Neji: Shut up!!!
Naruto: Bring it on!!!
Narrator: Neji teleports in back of naruto holding a kunai knife in his hand near naruto head.
Neji: You cant hide anything from me..... I know my mama has never been in an episode... But your mama, she died!!! Your a hopeless little orphan. I know your fathers name..
Naruto: Really!! What is it!!
Neji: Here is the name!!!! (Blood is dripped on the ground) Narrator: Naruto was beheaded by Neji's kunai but wait and see what happens next.
Naruto's head: No matter, I am imortal!! I can never die.... Cuz I have the nine-tailed fox inside me!!!
Narrator: The crowd was silent, no sign of sound...
Neji: Take this!!!
Naruto's head: You missed cuz I rolled!!
Neji: How can you control your body when it is separated!!
Naruto's head: I can tell you, but pay up!!
Neji: What do you want, 5 dollars, 6 dollars, you name it!!
Naruto's head: I want 56 dollars!!
Narrator: The crowd was surprised as Neji gave the head the money. And then... Boom it was a clone.
Neji: My money!!!
Naruto: Take this!! Underground uppercut!!
Neji: You missed!!
Naruto: What!!! That happened in the episode!! How can evil win againts good? Neji: Because I am good!!
Narrator: Naruto Stands still and neji uses a new technique, no one has ever seen... eight trigrams 128 palms!!
Neji: Take this!!!
Narrator: Naruto fell to the ground in a harsh matter and Hinata fainted. Naruto's body position when he was on the ground, his leg was in a 90 degree angle, his head really fell, and his arm was in his throat.
Naruto: I cant move....
Neji: See? This is reality... you cant change that.
Proctor: Neji Hyuga wins!!!!


More are soon to come!!!

Talk Show #3
Sasuke: Ever since Orochimaru got his job as a Janiter, he's been angry a long time.
Naruto: Dont worry he lost his powers, and he has his new move called mop of insanity!!!
Sasuke and Naruto: Lol!! Lol!!
Sakura: Hey what are you guys doing?
Naruto: we're making fun of Orochimaru's new job as a Janiter!!
Narrator: Sakura turns red and starts laughing so much Sakura:Hahahahahahahahaahahahaahahhaahhahahahaahah!!!!(takes a deep breath)hahahahahahahah!!!
Naruto Sasuke Sakura: hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahah!!!
Orochimaru: What are you doing? Laughing at my job!! I never passed collage so I had to take this job..... sniff.....sniff
Naruto Sasuke Sakura: You're no threat to us!! You cant even hurt a fly!! I'm so scared of your mop of insanity!!
Orochimaru:Take this!!! Mop of insanity!!!
Narrator: Naruto chops the mop and Orochimaru gets mad.
Orochimaru: My mop!! I got that for 30 bucks!! Sniff.....sniff......
Naruto: Hahaha you wasted your money!!!
Narrator: Orochimaru prepares for a frontal attack but suddenly... Someone appears!!
Zabuza: Orochimaru? What happened to you?
Naruto: Zabuza!!!
Zabuza: I came from the dead because of this man!!!!
Naruto
Sasuke Sakura Orochimaru: What the..... Kabuto!!!
Kabuto: I came to destroy you all!! (laughs evily)
Voice: Not so fast!!!
Kabuto: It cannot be!! It is Konohamaru!!
Konohamaru: Heroes come in the last minute!!
Zabuza: Yeah but this will be the last minute you'll get!!!! (Blood drips into the floor)
Naruto: Konohamaru!!!
Narrator: Naruto transform to his 4 tailed form. He used that for nothing because, he used the speed to run!!!
Naruto: I'm out of here!!
Orochimaru: Ahh.... what a happy day.....
Itachi: Dont get your hopes up snake breath...... Orochimaru: Shut up Mangekyou Brat!!!!
Itachi: So.... what is your favorite thing? Animal Poison?
Orochimaru: Umm.... Lick Lick yum!! You better luv the poison!!!
Itachi: You wish..... smog boy!!!! What other things do like? Probably your own crap!!
Orochimaru: I only do that on Saturdays!!! Itachi: Yeah.....
Sasori: I heard that Orochimaru left the poop in the toilet. So I was wondering Orochimaru..... Clean it up!!!
Orochimaru: Why dont you make your Kazekage puppet to clean than up!! I only eat my crap on Saturdays so sorry puppet boy, no luck for you today!!!
Sasori: Damn!!! I'm going to do it.
Konan: Hey I checked out the toilet and I was wondering since Orochimaru went to the bathroom earlier I thought it was him....
Orochimaru: Oh no... It's Konan!!! What should I do what should I say?
Narrator: F.Y.I. In this talk show we all find that Orochimaru has a crush on Konan and he's not the only one....
Sasori: Oh no... It's Konan!!! What should I say.... What should my puppets say?
Konan: Why are you guys turning red?
Orochimaru: Nothing.... I'll clean the toilet now!! Lick Lick Lick.... Chew Chew Chew.
Konan: eew... Gross!!
Sasori: Lol Yo sick man!!!
Itachi: You are using too much power!!!
Orochimaru: If you don't appreciate my doing.... Fine!! I quit.... I'm going to start my own organization!
Pein: What do you mean quit!!! You have a contract.... and if you quit, that's 5 dollars wasted!!!
Orochimaru: I quit!!!
Pein:No!! My money!!!
Zetsu: What's happenin?
Pein: It's non of your business. Go play with your plants!! Sniff.... Sniff.... my money... wahh!!! (Cry)
The End